radish is a really accurate name for a vegetable because they’re pretty cool but they’re not that cool
“EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP IT’S STARTING”
the best sound in the world
Better known as the sound of my childhood!
The song of my people.
This is the song you hear when you go to heaven.
(Source: saras-scrapbook)
Claire is my favorite person on this planet and i wish i was nice enough to give her tumblr password back
The 10 Lies You Tell Yourself Every All-Nighter
I’ll just take a 40-minute nap, wake up as planned, and resume studying diligently.
The joke “Seven Eight Nine” becomes paradoxically terrifying if you are a Whovian.
Useful information
good lord can fleet admirals even lift their arms?
“It’s just the standard amount of gold braid”
(Source: closertodanger-fartherfromharm)
I live for conversations that involve sentences like this.
i-dont-understand-that-reference:
i-dont-understand-that-reference:
i-dont-understand-that-reference:
today in science class we were talking about thunderstorms and we looked out the window and there was a storm in the distance so i quietly whispered “the oncoming storm” and the kid behind me banged his knee on the desk and choked i think i have found my soulmate
this wasn’t supposed to get any notes omg
i ship it
We are dating